Cait

Much like Thom Yorke, Cait is British, and we are sorry for her loss. She is probably the only person in the server who actually has more than two brain cells but she is usually using them to play ancient video games, which is a better choice than having them rot away in the discord, good for her!! Cait prefers Dr. Pepper over Diet Coke, and is extremely horny all of the time. Both of these attributes have her on thin ice with Rhea... who knows where this disagreement will lead over time?

Unexpected, this did not result in a split with Rhea. In fact, Cait was Rhea's first wife, married on June 24th, 2021. Unfortunately the relationship proved to be unstable and despite strong efforts from both parties, they announced their divorce on June 24th, 2021. They have asked for their privacy to be respected in this difficult time.

Bowsette
Cait was once kin-assigned Bowsette by Something Awful, which is a deeply cursed combination of words

Facts
Various Cait Facts have accumulated over time, including;


 * She lives with four feline Cats; Fred, Hieronymous, Gyorgy, and Poppy
 * She absolutely, fanatically hates Coldplay and will take any opportunity to voice this
 * She appears in Marvel Super Heroes vs. Street Fighter as an unlockable character, but only in the Saturn version